Water-as-a-Service
Heritage hydration, delivered monthly. Since 1847, now with subscription billing.
Heritage, Delivered Monthly
Since 1847, our family has crafted dehydrated water by hand. Now, through the modern miracle of subscription billing, you can receive it at your door each month. Choose the tier that matches your commitment to powdered hydration.
Every packet is sealed with care, catalogued in our cloud ledger, and dispatched with the same quiet pride that has defined the Drywell name for seven generations. Ezekiel would be confused by the billing software. But he would approve of the powder.
🏺Heritage-CraftedBy hand since 1847
☁️Cloud-SyncedVia leather-bound ledger
📞Cancel AnytimeEzekiel will call
Apprentice
$29.99
per month
✓1 packet per month
✓Standard dehydration
✓Paper instructions
✗Cloud sync
✗Heritage wax seal
Recommended
Journeyman
$49.99
per month
✓3 packets per month
✓Premium dehydration
✓Wax-sealed instructions
✓Cloud sync
✗Heritage wax seal
Master Dryer
$99.99
per month
✓7 packets per month
✓Artisanal dehydration
✓Hand-calligraphed instructions
✓Cloud sync
✓Heritage wax seal
All plans include complimentary existential contemplation about the nature of water.
WaaS vs. Buying Individual Packets
| WaaS Subscription | Individual Packets | |
|---|---|---|
| Cost per Packet | Lower | Full price |
| Heritage Wax Seal | Journeyman+ | Not available |
| Cloud Sync | Journeyman+ | Not available |
| Ezekiel's Personal Attention | Master Dryer | None |
| Cancellation Guilt | Significant | None |
Frequently Asked WaaS Questions
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