Dehydrated Water Laboratories

Original Dehydrated Water

Just add water.

$12.99 / packet

The product that started a revolution no one asked for. In 1847, Ezekiel Drywell looked at a glass of water and thought, 'This would be better without all the water in it.' Nearly two centuries later, we continue to honor that profoundly unnecessary vision.

Each packet contains the complete molecular essence of water, temporarily liberated from its liquid state through our patented dehydration process. Simply add water to reconstitute. Yes, you need water to make water. We are aware of the paradox. We have made peace with it.

Our Original blend is the foundation of the Dehydrated Water Laboratories legacy — unchanged since 1847, because there is nothing to change. It is powder. It has always been powder.

Science Facts

Per packet, as determined by our laboratory (a desk)

Molecular CompositionH₂O⁰ (patent pending)
State of MatterTheoretical
pH LevelN/A (requires hydration to measure)
Shelf LifeEternal (powder cannot expire if it was never alive)
Specific GravityIrrelevant
Wetness0%

* These facts have not been peer-reviewed, FDA-approved, or verified by any entity, real or imagined. The laboratory is Ezekiel's desk.

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