DIY Heavy Water (Deuterium-Lite)
For biohackers and amateur nuclear physicists.
$49.99 / packet
Marketed to the intersection of biohacking enthusiasts and amateur nuclear physicists — a surprisingly active community — our Heavy Water variant is a heavier-than-usual packet of what is technically the same powder.
The additional weight is achieved through our proprietary 'more powder in the bag' technique, which our marketing department has rebranded as 'deuterium enrichment.' Our legal team has asked us to clarify that no actual deuterium is involved. Our marketing team has asked legal to relax.
Please note: do not stack more than 50 packets together. While no actual nuclear reaction is possible, our insurance provider has specifically asked us to include this warning, and frankly, if you're buying 50 packets of this, someone should be checking in on you.
Science Facts
Per packet, as determined by our laboratory (a desk)
* These facts have not been peer-reviewed, FDA-approved, or verified by any entity, real or imagined. The laboratory is Ezekiel's desk.
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