Double-Dehydrated "Dryer" Water

For the ultra-minimalist who thinks regular dehydrated water is too moist. Our Double-Dehydrated Water has been through our patented process twice, removing not just the water, but the memory of water. What remains is pure, unburdened absence.

The product ships as an empty, vacuum-sealed bag. This is not a packaging error. This is the product. The vacuum seal ensures that no rogue moisture can compromise the integrity of the nothing inside.

Independent laboratory testing has confirmed that Double-Dehydrated Water possesses 'Negative Wetness' — meaning it can actually make things drier. Toss one into a swimming pool and observe as absolutely nothing happens, but theoretically the pool is now 0.00001% drier.