Diet Dehydrated Water (Zero Hydrogen)

For the health-conscious consumer looking to cut back on their element intake. We've removed the gassy Hydrogen from our standard formula, leaving you with 100% Pure, Gaseous Oxygen. It's essentially a bag of air, but it's our bag of air, and it's artisanal.

Our Zero Hydrogen formula was developed in response to growing consumer demand for 'cleaner' water. By removing two-thirds of the atoms, we've created a product that is 66% simpler, 100% lighter, and fundamentally no longer water in any scientific sense.

Diet Dehydrated Water pairs well with breathing, existing near an open window, or stepping outside. Do not inhale the entire bag at once. We cannot stress this enough.